Mark Tomlinson

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Thursday, January 19, 2006

SmackDown 2006 takes place in The Living Room

SmackDown 2006 takes place in The Living Room: "In biblical terms, it’s the Holy Grail. In modern terms, it’s a big fat, bloated cash cow waiting to be milked with a Hoover. Seeing as most of us are now officially overweight and spend way too much time surfing porn sites and watching the tube, technology companies have decided they want to help keep us on our fat asses by turning our modest dwellings into state of the art, futuristic, digital zones of habitation. So now, when we manage to heave ourselves upright and waddle to another room, we can take all our entertainment with us."

LOL, that is too funny (but sadly true on way too many levels)